300 Bucks
u know, i’m all for giving money to the less fortunate but
if u see some of the crap i’ve seen, u might think twice. so i work in
old town and boy are there lots of
peddlers asking u for cash. if u walk down one of the street corners
(four-way crosswalk), u’ll see this really sad beggar who looks
crippled, can barely speak right, and is sitting awkwardly like he’s
fallin’ and can’t get up. in fact, the only thing he has strength to
say is "a ‘lil help please…" when u walk by. so
one day, im walking to lunch and all of a sudden, i see this guy who
looks like that beggar walking really fast…like almost running to a
nearby restaurant. i take a closer look and it’s HIM! wtf??
isn’t he suppose to be crippled?? and i even heard him
talking to someone with no slur and was not even
retarded-sounding…jacked man!
hmm, well this other time, i saw another peddler dressed in rags
holding up
a sign and asking for help. he looked pretty messed up and i
kinda felt bad for him. so as im walking towards him, i see this
new BMW 5-series car pull
up next to him and a pretty hot lady was driving. i was
thinkin maybe she’s giving him some cash. boy was i
wrong. he takes off his rags, walks into the car, and they drive
off!! 
wtf?? uhh….maybe im in the wrong profession!? man, he must make a pretty good living for himself being a beggar!
now im not saying u shouldn’t give…but definitely give it to the
people who really need it. like for example, if u see me beggin’
for money on the streets, u better give me some dough cuz i need to go
back to commerce casino and win back my money…
p.s. a co-worker informed me that a nice street corner yields $300 per day…sheesh! time for a career change…
