Eagle Clawed!
Ever had one of those really life-altering events in your life where
the very fabric of your existence changes? Well, it happened for
me at a club. No, I didn’t pick up any hot chics or had a
one-night fling like most of you would expect me to…you know…being mr studmuffin’ and all…ahem…but yeah…anyways.
So i went to this club in hollywood with my friends (real identities
hidden for their own protection) reena, a.c., kenshin and a few other
friends. so at first, i was thinking…man, this 80’s stuff is
hard to dance to but i’ll bust out my moves anyways. sure enough,
after a couple of non-diet cokes, i was the life of the party.
anyways, as the night wore on, i noticed a couple guys looking at me
strangely. i was thinking…hmm…they must be wishing they were
me…i’ve got two hot girls dancing next to me. boo-ya. ok,
so i kept groovin’ on w/ reena and a.c. and the next thing i knew,
BAM! i felt this SHARP grasping pain on my butt!
my first thought was …damn, reena sure is getting frisky!
before i could react, i felt another sharp pain on my other
buttcheek…OW! hmm…is reena and a.c. tag-teaming me?? i
looked for reena and a.c. and they were in front of me…how could
their hands reach that far? then i turned my head and
there were these two guys smiling and winking at me. UGH!
it can’t be! was i just eagle-clawed by a couple of gay dudes??? 
as the night wore on, these two dudes kept following me around…one of
them really scared me…the biker dude w/ two braided pigtails and
a beard…he’s big and tall and..im sure he likes it
rough. i stayed close to my friends the whole night and stayed
off the dance floor. whew.
so thanks reena and a.c. for laughing at me the whole night and kenshin
for makin’ me describe (multiple times) the eagle claw experience in detail, how it felt and
whether or not i liked it…you guys are true friends…
March 20th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
You’re such a riot! rofl