ADD
so my friend jonny and i were driving to a club this weekend called the
d-club and we’re just talking bout how to make a good impression on the
ladies…
me: so like i was
saying…you’re either confident or you’re not. there’s no such
thing as "being more confident" cuz once ur thinking "i need to be more
confident"…you’re obviously not.
jonny: yeah, i see what u mean. that’s good advice.
me: and don’t be
yourself. it doesn’t sound right, but its so true. u dont
wanna be urself. u wanna be your *best* self when u go out.
i mean, u still wanna be u…just the best u. kinda like an
interview…u wanna B.S. and look all smart but afterwards, we all know
u didn’t do all that crap in ur old job…ur just fudging it a little.
jonny: did u know there’s a big sale at mervyns? it’s the once-a-year 50% off sale.
me: uhh…ok…that was pretty random…
jonny: wanna go watch brokeback mountain?
me: umm…<silence>…
i think my buddy jonny has ADD (attention deficit disorder)…either
that or he just really wants to watch brokeback mountain…with
me…alone…hmm….
