Just Plain Dirty
so
my co-workers and i go out to lunch every day and there’s always some
chic or dude waving a flyer and asking us if we wanna save the whales
or telling us how george bush sucks. i usually ignore them and it
doesn’t bother me or anything. but today, i was walking down the
street to starbucks w/ my co-worker rad when all of a sudden, this tall
white dude waves some flyer at us and goes "would u like a dirty
dick?" … wtf! 
i didn’t know how to tell him…but im pretty sure that 9 out of 10 people who walk by will not want a dirty dick.
but then as we’re walking away, he goes "…dirty dick cheney…"
argh! if we walked away w/o hearing that last part, i woulda thot he’s passing out gay porn or something…*sigh*
