AIM-ing Low

ok, so i was talking to a co-workers this morning about how it’s so
strange that i’m literally 5 feet away from him sitting on the desk next to
him (w/o any cubicle walls or anything) but i still AIM (instant
message) him stuff online instead of turning my head to talk to him.

but then, another co-worker who literally sits 2 feet behind me hears this and AIMs me:

Ofaelin: no it isn’t
me: yes it is
Ofaelin: is not
<i say "stop it" out loud>
Ofaelin: you stop it
me: oh yea
me: well well…
Ofaelin: yeah, you want me to come over there and KICK YOUR ASS???
me: oh yea
me: i’ll get my big bro to kick ur big bros ass
me: and i have the new lego star wars set
me: do u?
me: huh huh? do u??
me: yea i thot so
Ofaelin: that’s for babies, baby ken baby ken
me: waaaah
me: im telling mommie on u
<i say "you’re mean" out loud>
Ofaelin: am not
me: are too
me: are too are too are too
Ofaelin: not
Ofaelin: not infinity
me: are too infinity plus 1

hmm…why can’t my conversations w/ my boss be this interesting?…

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