Big Bugs
so i was asking a co-worker for some restaurant advice yesterday. here’s how our conversation went:
me: hey, have you been to a restaurant called Nana? im thinking of taking someone there for dinner.
scotty: no, but have you been to Turkey?…it’s like…a country…and um…you should take them there instead.
me:
have you been to hell? cuz i hear it’s pretty awesome there. wild
parties, hot women. yea, like…if you haven’t gone yet, u should
go there…
well,
to be fair…scotty did have a pretty rough day today. he had a lot of
software "bugs" to fix. so when we walked out of the meeting room, he
starts rapping: "i…like…big…bugs and i cannot lie. other brothas
can’t deny…"
ya, it’s been one of those days…