Big Bugs

so i was asking a co-worker for some restaurant advice yesterday.  here’s how our conversation went:

me: hey, have you been to a restaurant called Nana?  im thinking of taking someone there for dinner.

scotty: no, but have you been to Turkey?…it’s like…a country…and um…you should take them there instead.

me:
have you been to hell?  cuz i hear it’s pretty awesome there.  wild
parties, hot women.  yea, like…if you haven’t gone yet, u should
go there…

well,
to be fair…scotty did have a pretty rough day today. he had a lot of
software "bugs" to fix.  so when we walked out of the meeting room, he
starts rapping: "i…like…big…bugs and i cannot lie.  other brothas
can’t deny…"

ya, it’s been one of those days…

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