The Good, The Bad
so
we were bored at work the other day and started looking at everyone’s
driver’s licenses. most reactions were along the lines of "oh my god,
that’s you??" or "dang, u look young. what happened??" but then
scotty took out his and all of us were completely shocked. the sex on
his license said "F" 
so
i was like…uhh…scotty…is there something we should know bout u?
scotty goes "well, u see…one time i got pulled over and the cop asked
me: ‘do u know that it says female on ur license for sex?’ i told him
‘yea, it’s a typo’ and the cop goes ‘whew…cuz i was about to say…ur
the *ugliest* woman i’ve ever seen in my life!’
(and the cop got such a good laugh that he didn’t even give scotty a ticket)
