Ugh…
i got into work this morning and caught of glimpse of joy’s computer screen. she was browsing a kelly’s blue book site.
me: hey joy, u buyin’ a used car?
joy: no, i’m selling my old one. i’m getting a benz.
joy: hey, what does our new boss drive?
me: no idea.
joy: dont tell the boss ok? i don’t want him thinking i must be overpaid cuz i drive a nice car.
me: so u don’t think he’ll ever see u in ur new car?
me: and what about our old boss? u dont care if she sees u pulling into work in ur new benz?
joy: no, i don’t care if she sees it. she already has one.
me: no she doesn’t. she drives a mercedes!
joy: 
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ugh…i think i need coffee…
