A Nose for Hot Babes
so yesterday, i drove out to rancho cucamonga to see a prospective
tenant for my new house (i’m renting it out) and i tell you, traffic
was utterly horrible! i mean, sheesh…6pm, 210 freeway…my
gosh…i pity those people who have to do this commute everyday.
anyways, as i was sitting there in the car being bored outta my mind,
i
turned my head and saw this really hot chic pull up on the lane next to me.
but the thing was, i didn’t
notice so much that she was hot as what she
was doing in the car. dude, she was picking her nose! and
it wasn’t just like a shallow swipe…she was diggin’
for gold! (we’re talking pinky-deep here)
anyways, as
disgusting as that was to see, a really troubling question came to mind. would i date this chic anyways?
HMMmmmmm……that’s a tough one. lemme break this down…
pros:
she’s hot
she’s
probably got money seeing that she drives a mercedes
she’s hot
cons:
picks her nose
she wipes snot on the car seats
probably won’t wash her hands
man, what a dilemma…
