The Secret Handshake

so
i was just walking thru the halls at work minding my own business when
all of a sudden, byron walks towards me but gives me this vicious
look.  i’m like WTF?  what did i ever do to u??

so
i stare back
and im all like…oh yea? bring it!  so as we walk closer and closer,
he starts to smile so i smile back.  i’m like…hmm….ok…ur weird.
he’s walking close enough now to say "hey how’s it going ken" and
holds his hands out as if to shake my hand.  so i hold out my hand too
but at the last minute, he makes a fist and does an all-u-can.
luckily, i reacted quickly enough to also do an all-u-can so we
bypassed each other in the air.

jeff stares at us in sheer amazement… as if his head exploded.  he then throws a timely fireball at us.

double-KO!

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