Quips
at work, we
use this system called "bugzilla" that handles all the bug tracking in
our software. so when we fix bugs, we log into this bugzilla thing and
at the top of each page is a "quip". a quip is like a famous (or
useless) quote that any of my co-workers can add to make bugfixing less
boring. so here are some quips in our bugzilla system. i think it
gives u a window into the genius minds of some of the people here at
work…
Yeah, I just stare
at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably
another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only
do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Well, it’s two o’clock, and that’s quitting time in the research department!
I’ll be honest with
you, I love his music, I do, I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it
doesn’t get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Fate is what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.
Join the Army, Meet interesting people, and Kill Them.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck
Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That’s 100 fools pitied a second.
Mr. T once got into
a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had
cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman
and Webster.
