Archive for August, 2006

Lunch Conversation

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

so
we were walking down old town for lunch and as usual, we saw a buncha peddlers asking for money.  we passed by the "a lil help
pls" guy, the "cat on a leash" guy, the "big dog" guy, and the "hooded
guitar" guy. 

on our way back, i told my co-worker sam "ok,
if i were to give money to any of these guys, i would have to pick the
big dog guy.  he actually looks like he needs money and that poor
dog…"

sam goes "dude, that big dog guy owns a pickup.  he
parks it in the parking lot across the street.  i’ve seen him! plus,
dont u think that big dog’s pretty fat.  i hear these peddlers make
like $10/hr!"

…$10/hr!?…dang…that’s better than minimum wage!!

Blood Sucking Spiders

Monday, August 14th, 2006

ok,
it’s official.  i LOVE youtube.  i get all my favorite naruto episodes
there.  my roommate’s gf agrees.  she gets all her favorite korean
soaps.  youtube rocks.

anyways, so i was watching naruto on
youtube last night when i noticed this weird looking spider crawling on
the carpets.  it’s like transparent but red so it looked kinda
scary…maybe poisonous?  so i decided to show it to my roommate but
he’s already asleep.  oh well, i went to the kitchen, got a small shot
glass and cupped the carpet w/ the spider in it and went to bed.

i
went to work in a rush this morning so i forgot about the shot glass.
oops!  i guess he’s in for a nice surprise when he wakes up…

oh wait, i think his gf slept over last night.  uh oh…let’s hope he finds that shot glass before his gf does…

Hold It!

Monday, August 7th, 2006

so
i went to san diego w/ a group of my high school friends this weekend.
u would think after more than 10 yrs, some of these guys might have
matured.  no such luck. 

so we were at seau’s restaurant and
one of the guys, tomas, needed to go the bathroom but he had a doggybag
from the restaurant in his hands…

tomas: hey kimchi, i need to go the bathroom.  can u hold it for me?
kimchi: no…no man! u asked me the same thing yesterday.  i told u…im not gonna hold it for u.  u hold it ur dam self!

sadly…i got the joke and burst out in laughter… *sigh*