so i came back from lunch only to see this on my desk…
i immediately turned towards ofaelin. he looked all innocent…
me: it was u huh ofaelin. come on now, fess up.
ofaelin: <look of bewilderment>
ofaelin: who? me?? i’m hurt ken…
a few seconds later…
ofaelin: ok fine. but i think it turned out quite well…don’t you?
hmm…since i can’t type anymore, i guess its time to go home 
so
i went to china for a few days with my girl and brought back some small
gifts for my co-workers. joey asked me to bring back the coolest toy
from china so i brought back this donkey toy that dances and sings.
but another co-worker saw the toy and felt left out…
leon: we going to pho (for lunch)? so u can tell us about taiwan?
leon: and dont even get me started on wheres my gift?
leon: i deserved an ass too
segomon: lol
segomon: dude
segomon: joey asked me
segomon: u shoulda asked me too
leon: i thought we had a tighter relationship. i SHOULDNT have to ask
leon: does your GF need to ask u to bring her a gift back? NO i dont think so
segomon: ur not my gf
leon: thank god
i guess i shoulda brought back 2 asses instead of one… 
what’s w/ asian girls who have the white fever? my friend (who’s now engaged) insisted on showing me this profile even though i told him i was in a relationship…
anyways, i read her profile and one part of it jumped out at me…
"i prefer white man only…somepeople email me & say i should date asian man also. i only like white man. "
seriously…wtf?!
what’s wrong w/ asian guys? are we so horribly disfigured that u can’t
date us? *sigh* i mean, i know white guys who have the asian fever
but they’ll still date white girls. it’s not like they won’t go out w/
a hot white chick just cuz they got the fever…
anyways, my
co-worker sam walks over and says "why are u looking at this stuff?"
my neighbor bill (who’s married) jumps in and goes "hey, you can look
at the menu. there’s nothing wrong with that. but the real question
is…can you order an appetizer."
