Archive for January, 2007

Favors

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

i dropped by ofaelin’s desk today and eyesdropped his AIM screen conversation with nike.

ofaelin: hey nike congrats
on acing your exams
nike: i didnt ace my
exams
ofaelin:
oh
nike: i practically
failed one of them
nike: but i do
‘favors’ for the female professor
ofaelin:
ah
ofaelin: so is the
professor hot?
ofaelin: google image
search for sexy professor:
http://www.engr.utexas.edu/che/directories/faculty/loo.cfm
nike: oh  been there
‘done’ that

well…i have to say…that professor does look kinda cute…

Not My Game

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

i
realized lately that poker’s just not my game.  and it’s not cuz i’m
losing money…im actually doing quite well.  and its not cuz im
becoming an addict…it’s just a game to me.

but the problem is deeper…

so last time i went to commerce, i played this one hand that made me realize i’m not cut out for poker.

i
had A 9 of spades…someone raised pre-flop $30 and the flop was K Q J
with 2 spades on the board.  so i had a pretty good hand…a nut flush
draw and a nut straight draw. 

there were 2 other players and
one of them bet $30. of course, i called his raise and so did the 3rd
player.  the next card was a 4 of hearts…didn’t help me.  the first
guy raised $200 and after some thought, i decided to gamble because if
i hit my flush or straight, i could get paid off big.  so i call and
the 3rd player folds.  now its just me and the first guy going heads-up.

the
river card (last card) was a 3 of spades.  i had the nutz (the best
hand in poker) so i knew i had already won.  the first guy raised me
$200 again.  i re-raised him to $500 (he had to put in $300 more to
call).

now here’s where things get messed up.  one of the other
players at the table, who wasn’t even involved in this hand, starts
blabbing and goes "hey, do you have the flush or not?  he’s a nice
guy…just be nice and tell him what you have.  come on! just be a
gentleman!".  now, the rule is that ur not suppose to talk about the
hand while it is still in play…and there was a lot of money in the
pot.  and on top of that…what business did he have to tell me what to
do?  i got pretty pissed off so i told him to shut his trap and mind
his own business.  i said … "look buddy, mind your own freaking
business. you’re not even in this hand.  this is a high stakes poker
game…if u can’t handle the heat, go back to your home game."

the
first guy, whom i had been beating all day, looked really upset and
frustrated.  but eventually, he calls me and puts in $300 more. i won
the hand of course but somehow, i felt bad for the guy and i said
"hey…you can take back your $300.  it’s cool."

pretty stupid
huh?  they say poker is a game where emotions are the enemy.  i think
whoever said that is right…i felt pity for the guy i beat and i gave
him $300 for it.  i don’t think anyone at commerce casino would have
done that for the fellow…only a sucker like me.

Spiders

Friday, January 5th, 2007

ok, so i had a
dream last night about one of the BIGGEST spiders of ALL TIME.  it’s
like this weird mutant-looking spider crawling around in my room and
it’s humongous!  i dreamed that i was all freaked out and then my
roommate came in and poured some salt or some weird chemical on it and
it melted and died.

so anyways, i looked up the meaning of the dream on WordIQ’s dream dictionary.   here’s what it says:

"Interpretation:
All spiders except tarantulas are omens of good luck. If you see a
spider climbing the wall you will have your dearest wish come true and
if you see a spider spinning a web you will have an increase in your
income due to hard work. A large spider sitting on a telephone shows
you will have  phone call that will benefit you greatly.  The larger the spider, the bigger the rewards."
so does this mean im gonna win the lottery only to have my roommate lose the winning ticket?  ugh…

Dude, Where’s my IPOD!?

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

so i was talking to my friend chelsea about her last breakup.  she told me something pretty profound…

chelsea: man
chelsea: it’s my first real break up
chelsea: so i wasn’t prepared
chelsea: but now i’ve learned
chelsea: man
chelsea: the pain from break up dies
chelsea: the anger subsides
chelsea: and then when you look back
chelsea: you just say
chelsea: wtf
chelsea: where’s my digital camera and ipod?!