Moo-ha Blog

if ur
working, ur company will usually have some perks like a holiday party,
xmas bonus, or some group/teambuilding activity.  at some companies,
it’s looks pretty rad…like google for example.  they have these ski
trips, paintballing, theme parks, etc.  so it sounds like a total blast
to work for google.  but the part u don’t know is that google looks
*down* on people who accept these perks.  ur suppose to *earn* these
perks…u can’t just go do’em. 

soooo…wtf?!  that’s pretty
retarded dont u think?  why u call them perks in the first place if u
gotta "earn" them?  maybe it’s to lure people into thinking its so cool
and fun at google but it’s just a big facade. 

on the flip
side, my friend rene says if the company doesn’t offer u enough perks,
go look for them yourself.  they’re everywhere.  if u dont got time to
buy toilet paper, take a roll from the company’s bathoom.  or if ur low
on printer paper, take some home from the company’s printer…oh and
don’t forget bottled water if they’re free…grab as many as u can!

(DISCLAIMER:
ok u guys…u know i’m just joking.  my co-worker tupac tried to walk
out w/ a 6-pack of bottled water but the security guard stopped him.
so whether u get caught or get away
with stealing toilet paper at the company, i take no credit or
responsibility for ur actions! )

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